People who actively protest that android is better than apple are in denial and need to love themselves

praetorium:

Gail Albert Halaban: Paris Views, courtesy of Edwynn Houk Gallery.

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
good diy tattoo ideas!

princeofthegalaxy:

  • go to a professional
  • call a tattoo parlor 
  • go to a tattoo parlor
  • talk to a tattoo artist
  • dont do them yourself
  • dont let your untrained friend do them
  • it is not as safe as it could be
  • save money for your tattoos
  • make it worth having on your body for the rest of your life
  • please

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

coreycrawf:

michalhandzus:

I found jesus

"he looks like jesus slash bruce jenner’s long lost son" - my roommate

coreycrawf:

michalhandzus:

I found jesus

"he looks like jesus slash bruce jenner’s long lost son" - my roommate

nappynomad:

houstonhellcat:

Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” Vintage 1920’s Flapper Cover by Ashley Stroud

I can’t stand Iggy but this is one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my life. I could listen to this girl all day!

Postmodern Jukebox be having me liking songs that I hate by the original artist.